Morning, Mr. Bhas.
I don’t know if it’s right to write this story here. But it’s a funny one. I can’t help sharing with you and with all SB’s members. I wonder if they know why and which part of this story is funny. Here it is:
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon, all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told him to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
“OK, follow me,” he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest.
Finally, he slowed down and all the other bats were excitedly around him with their tongues hanging out for blood.
“Do you know that large oak tree over there?” he asked.
“Yes, yes, yes!!!” the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
“Good!” said the first bat, “Because I didn’t!”
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6 comments
Swara Bhaskara
November 28, 2010
Hahaha
Kanadeva
October 10, 2011
Tambah keren blog skinnya, Mr. Bhas. Bravo.
Swara Bhaskara
October 10, 2011
Thanks Kanadeva. How are you? I really needed to rebuild the template because of the server’s CPU usage issue, by the way.
Avata
November 1, 2011
Hi Kanadeva and Mr. SB,
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Whether the first bat hit the oak tree? coz i don’t understand the story. If like that i will
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Avata
November 1, 2011
*hits
Kanadeva
October 31, 2011
Yes, Avata. The first bat hit the oak tree. It is shown in the using of “didn’t” in the sentence “Good, because I didn’t!” Thank you for your comment.